THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN - THE ANIMALS
One of my favorite songs.
All I can do is hope that he’s content dicking around and mooching off of his 17 year old girlfriend, dropping out of school and making a good chunk of his income off of selling weed. You’re a really big guy, man. A really big guy.
Textual evidence of my ex being a giant shitbag. He thinks he’s really fucking clever, too.